Listening to Crazy Frog - Axel F. Oh the memories...

I miss the old days. They were so much fun. Buying Wendy's at the Mall. Going to Maidstone Max and sitting on the swings for an hour talking about jack shit. So simple. I love the new days too. Great people. Amazing friends. Amazing friends, did I mention that already?

But no, seriously. I'll give you a run down.

Panda Cow: Actually the most amazing person I've ever met. So much fun. I've had some of the best memories in my life with them. I love them to bits and would do (almost) anything for them. They mean that much to me. They've been there for me for as long as I can remember. They've made me feel so good when I've felt like shit and I can talk to them about anything. LITERALLY. One day, when I'm living the high (ish) life over in Europe, I'm going to invite them to my place for a holiday. Whether I'm soaking the sun in Tuscany, walking the alleys of la Bella Venezia, cruising through Rome on a scooter, or sipping coffee on the Champs Elysee, they're one of the few people I would want with me every day of my life simply for the fact they've been there for me since....forever. I have so much to thank them for, it's ridiculous. It's actually ridiculous.

Winehouse Eyes: Holy fucking mother of god and Jesus and Oh my godses. They're the most under-appreciated person I know. They've been amazing to me ever since I first arrived. They were the first person I came out to (and to avoid confusion, I'm not publicly out, only a few really close friends know) and they took it so well. That sounds wrong because they didn't 'take' anything. I still remember the smile on their face when I told them. It wasn't a Yay, I have a gay (actually bi) friend to go shopping with, (which they do coincidentally), it was more of a They told me first, I love how they had the courage to say it, let alone to me. because I know them so well and I know they were thinking Why did you tell me? I told them because, apart from deserving to know, they were there and I knew I could trust them so I just told them. I've never regretted it.

George-orgie: What can I say? We've had our ups and downs (mostly my fault and I still feel guilty for what I did), but we got through it. That's how I know they're a real friend. You can go to hell and back, and in the end you can still trust them to watch your back. I love them so much. Come to think of it, I love everyone I've listed/about to list. I'm typing this and thinking of our times 'eye candy' shopping in town. That was a hot day, in more ways than just the weather. I love them so much. I don't know what I'd do witho...wait, I do no what I'd do without them, but it would suck so much compared to being with them.

Blee Gud: I hope you stay. You're just to awesome to leave and you'd be taking all the awesome with you. It would just suck after that. Otherwise, you're just an ab fab peep. One of the most gorgeous people I know, face or no face. I remember telling them I was bi. We were walking down the street, and I'm just like Fuck this shit. and it sort of went from there. Now look at us. One of the craziest friendships I've ever seen. I love it though. They're just so awesome. I hope we can have heaps of awesome memories because you're one of the few people that make a good moment, even...gooder?


It's kind of strange thinking next year we're going to be all over the place. I'll miss you guys like crazy, and if you're going to hang around a bit, I'm going to miss you guys like crazy when I'm up and off to Italy.

Buonasera, amici mio.

Drink To That!
I always find the first post the most awkward to write. You sit there for ages thinking how to start and not wanting it to sound stupid. As you can plainly see I've just started to write.



Anyway,
Welcome to my new anonymous blog.
It's like a normal blog, but because of certain details, releasing my real identity would be...not the wisest move considering all the factors. I could do a non-anonymous blog, but then you wouldn't be able to read all the details of my sordid past and equally vindictive present and future. Okay, maybe I made that up to get your attention, but I can guarantee this should be interesting (or not, depends on what floats your boat). Maybe I will reveal who I am one day, I'm not even sure myself, but for now this stays between my anonymous self and the World Wide Web.

Lets start with the basic introduction.
My name is [I'm not THAT stupid],
I'm bi,
I'm single (and slightly desperate),
I'm smartish (at the risk of sounding stuck-up, I'll say it anyway),
I have the most AMAZING friends in the world,
I have the biggest dick of a mother,
And I'm in the closet.


Drink To That!